Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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