I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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