she was so not down for the gang bang
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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