Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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