I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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