How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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