Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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