So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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