He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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