We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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