you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
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