Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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