So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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