i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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