Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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