do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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