How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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