if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
