I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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