Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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