i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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