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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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