I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
You can't motorboat a personality
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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