that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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