"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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