I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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