yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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