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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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