Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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