so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Randomize
