I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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