I don't think brook has ever known best
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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