I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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