i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Randomize
