Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
pray to the hookup gods
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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