I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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