dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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