I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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