When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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