my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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