Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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