I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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