i just had sex bonerless
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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