in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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