just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
