question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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