Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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