i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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