Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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