just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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